Urban Dictionary: mental masturbation
by Alain Fontaine on Feb.10, 2009, under Me, myself, and I
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To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer almost sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer’s home, but not on their employer’s time. Mental masturbation may be the reason for overly complicated and hard to understand solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler and more commonly understood solutions being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.
To workmate, on Monday morning, “Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh!”
Workmate, unimpressed, “That sounds like mental masturbation to me.” |
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Urban Dictionary: mental masturbation.
Another example: discussing whether you shoulduse DISTINCT or GROUP BY in an SQL query to find uniques… it depends on the situation of course, but we had one where it’s the same, or “kif-kif” as they say in France.
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